MEISTER SCANDAL HITS TUDO BEM: Intramural Board Bans a Tudo Bem Player...Again

There's a reason why Andy Meister has been absent. Last week, Tudo Bem's young, promising player Andy Mesiter was banned from soccer for the remainder of the season, after being caught playing on two teams. This is the second time a Tudo Bem player has been found playing on two teams. Last season, Tudo Bem were left without a goalie for the entire year, because Dane Henning was caught playing in a completely seperate division, the Fraternity Division. The Intramural Soccer Board are trying to hit Tudo Bem with fines, point deductions, forfeits, and a ban from the playoffs. The Tudo Bem Soccer Club has appealed the decision for Andy to be banned. Sir Fergouswksi is absolutely livid. "The Intramural Board are trying to hit us with a scandal. I wish they concentrated more on the officiating. A referee can call a game wrong by not understanding rules about tackling, but Andy Meister can not play again because he accidentally had fun by playing with two teams? It's ridiculous! He's a new player and unfortunately this league has all these weird rules and policies. The divisions are completely seperate, players should be allowed to play in different divisions. It's a common trend for new players in the league to make the mistake, so the punishments they propose to enforce are overboard." Sir Fergouwski's letter to Charles Anderson, the director of the Intramural Board has been posted below. Based on the stubborness in past situations, Mr. Anderson will probably be inept and not allow Andy to play for one team for the remainder of the season. Bring Andy back!

Charles Anderson

To: sblatti2@uiuc.edu
Cc: cander15@uiuc.edu


Andrew is a freshmen. He has never done intramurals before. I have been very careful and made sure I told my team that no one could play on two teams. There is nothing more I can do then take the word of my team. Last night we had a game, but Andrew did not play. He will not play on this team again, however, I think that he should be able to play on the other team if he wants to. Intramurals is designed for sports recreation. Andrew made a mistake; it was accidental. Last night in our game, officials said there could be no slide tackling what so ever in the soccer game. The rule handbook never says anything about no slide tackling. Imagine soccer without tackling. At halftime, the Intramural director of the field had to tell the referee he was wrong, he had made a mistake. I knew he had made a mistake and I talked to him before. Considering the mistake was not done intentionally, I can not fault him and demand he never referee again. This is not FIFA or NCAA soccer. So to force someone out of a friendly activity is ridiculous. I think the Intramural Board should reconsider their policy. If a player is found to play on two teams, he should be told he must pick one team or he will be suspended. If there should be a penalty, the player should be unavailable for the team, which he chooses, for 1 game. If the teams must accept problems with the Intramural Soccer League, then the Intramural Board should also be understanding of how these things happen.

Tudo Bem SC Co-Captain
Michael Kurowski
847-529-5868

Transfer Specials Update

Players In
Billy Barmes
Philip Powell

Players Out
Andy Meister
Tola Sedov (A pair of Spain National Team Warm-Up Pants, which was not agreed on, he was supposed to only borrow them)

Billy Barnes, the player, manager of the lliniois Women's Varsity Team was acquired October 10th. Sir Fergouwski swooped for the versatile player, just before he was about to sign a deal in the fraternity division. "Bill will be a fantastic addition. He can be put anywhere we are having troubles and stop the problems. I know he has a lot of energy, he coaches a lot, so I know he just wants to play", said Sir Fergouwski. Just before the season, Sir Fergouwski has been tracking the taltented attacker Philip Powell. Sir Fergouwski had much to say about the player which he holds in high regards. "Philip had a very demanding schedule. Quad United and International Football Club(IFC) were in contact with Philip, but a deal never materialized. I had given up hope on him finding a team completely! When our scouts got in contact with his agent, I was surprised, but I knew we just had to sign him." Philip seemed to cement a permanent role in the offense. His play along the side of the field against Bemis set up most of the attacks. In addition to being a outside midfielder, he can move up as a forward.
With the transfer window about to close, Sir Fergouwski seems to have completed his shopping list, by bolstering his team for a serious run at the Coveted Intramural T-Shirt. Then again, Sir Fergouwski always seems to have someone or something up his sleeve. David Beckham? Rumors are that Beckham will not sign a new deal at the Bernabeu. The former English captain has fallen out of Italian supremo, Fabio Capello's plans. Beckham has been linked numerous time with a move to the United States. Beckham is the second superstar, and even more intresting, the second Galatico to be linked with Tudo Bem. Previously, Sir Fergouwski has been one of the many coaches who has been linked with Spanish capital outfit. Throughout the years of inconsitentcy, Sir Fergouwski has been brought in for sessions to help Real Madrid find silverware for their trophy case. Above is a picture of Sir Fergouwski with the Madrid keeper Iker Casillas. Sir Fergouwski is still know for his great relationship with Real Madrid. The connections are endless. Former player, Ruud Van Nistelrooy signed for Madrid. Zidane, former #5 for Madrid, has been linked to Tudo Bem. Beckham went to Madrid, but maybe now he plans to reunite with Sir Fergouwski at Tudo Bem. What will happen before November 6th?

Tudo Bem Top of the Table After Spectacular Win

A cold Tuesday night in October will be a night to remember for those fortunate to be in attendance. Although the difference was only a second half goal, Tudo Bem controlled every inch of the field. Bemis, which is also the name of a toliet manufacturer, were number two and flushed away by the teamwork of Tudo Bem. From the kick off, every player on Tudo Bem seemed to be in rhythm. According to the stats book, Tudo Bem set a record for the most passes in a single game. The performances put in by every player were top class. Nevertheless, it was the midfield who showcased a strong, stylish Tudo Bem. On Tuesday, the beating heart of Tudo Bem came from Min Lwin, Alexander Reventlow, and David Rockwood. Throughout the game, Lwin disrupted and cut off Bemis defense from the midfield. Behind him, defensive center midfielder, Reventlow denied Bemis midfielders outlets to their forwards. Perfectly timed tackle after another, he would then find Rockwood with a pass in the middle. Rockwood distributed to wingers Steve Immen and Philip Powell. Immen had his most effective game yet. He tested the keeper, but also battled in the mdifield and defense. His marking along with Peter Bzdyra's canceled anything Bemis attempted. After halftime, new signing Philip Powell continued his superb first half with clever displays of passing and dribbling. Because of the success he had, he along with a few other teammates at halftime advised the team to focus on the flanks. Finally, the strategy paid off after a cross from the tireless Chime. From the right side, the ball bobbled around before it came to the feet of Matthew Swecker. And it was the birthday boy that presented the team with a goal. Josh Paschedag recorded another cleansheet, his third straight. The keeper was called upon a few times for a bending, dangerous free kick and a glancing header. Every time, Paschedag demonstrated agility and concentration by stopping or pushing away the shots. Sir Fergouwski was full of praise for his team. "I'm running out of adjectives to describe the performance. It was simlpy brilliant." Although missing four key players, Sir Fergouwski's changed lineup played marvellously. "I have love, hate feelings for these problems. I love that I can send any 11 men on the field and know I can get a result. But I hate having to pick which 11 I want to start, they are all capable and deserving", said Sir Fergouwski. Fortunately, Sir Fergouwski will have plenty of time to mull of his options, since Tudo Bem have a bye next week. Tudo Bem plays Illini Victory Monday November 6th at 10:00pm at Six Pack Park.

TUDO BEM vs. BEMIS ALL-STAR

Hi guys,

Our third game is tomorrow, 10/24/2006, at 10:00pm. We are gonna play against BEMIS ALL-STAR. They have lost 1 game and no wins yet.

Please be there 10 min before the game and bring your Icards. See you all on the field...

Practice with Quad United (2)

Hi guys,

I have informed Quad United team for another practice game this Friday. Later we move on and continue playing at CRCE. Hope to see you all...

Location/Time: Six Pack/Friday @5:00pm

Tonight's Match Canceled

League Officials have deemed the ptich at Old Six Pack Park to be unplayable for tonights, October 17th, match. Despite the forecast that predicted a beautiful, 50 degree, autumn evening, the game has been rescheduled to Monday November 6th at 10:00pm. Apperantly yesterdays heavy rains and flooding has left the ground keepers with plenty of work. Sir Fergouwski was very upset with decision, sighting that Mondays were terrible days for his team because of their other duties for the University. Sir Fergouwski can not have his players missing otherwise the team is forced to pay a heavy fine. If the players can figure a better day, before that date, then Sir Fergouwski has promised to make an appeal. However, as it stands the season will once again end with a match up against Ilini Victory. Last year, a stoppage time heroic goal off a corner by former midfielder Ryan Greene sent Tudo Bem to PKs. Immediately after the goal, the referee blew his whistle to end regulation. After being a goal down with one second left in the game, Tudo Bem would advance to the championship final after triumphing in penalty kicks. Despite the game being cancelled, Sir Fergouwski plans to conitnue training and holding another friendly with Quad United. The training schedule will be posted as soon as it is released. Note - Any fans who were planning on attending the game can contact the Tudo Bem Soccer Club to find out when their tickets can be exchanged for a later date.

Tudo Bem Exclusive: Captian Keane-ski's Critical Interview Leaked

Last week, Tudo Bem Soccer Club Blog was not able to post a controversial interview by TudoBem TV with captain Michael Roy Keane-ski. Although the actually tape has never been seen, a summary of Keane-ski’s words has been leaked to Tudo Bem Soccer Club Blog. Interestingly, a similar situation occurred with the captain of Manchester United in 2005. After Tudo Bem barely snuck past Townie All-Stars and the defeat in the friendly with Quad United, the captain seemed frustrated with the team’s performance. Since Tudo Bem Soccer Club is such a prestigious club, the talented squad members need to play up to their expectations. Simply the team is underperforming. The lack of Textiles in 2005 (ie the Coveted Intramural T-Shirt) and maybe even in 2006, happens because the team is not putting in their best efforts. With plenty of substitutes and games only 50 minutes long, the players need to exhaust themselves on the field. It was evident in the beginning of the Quad United scrimmage the team was not a unit. Players did not focus or take the game seriously. Keane-ski notes that you have to look at other teams. Illini Victory and World Wide Players, these are club teams; however, despite all their practicing and experience playing with each other they can’t get the results. Then there is Quad United. New faces continue to appear on the team, yet they are always a strong team. Keane-ski agreed with the relfections made after the friendly by the Quad United coach. Quad United also beat International Football Club, this past weekend. IFC, another established club, has the same problems as the other club teams. It’s a team of players with different agendas. Indeed, there are a few players who put their heart into the game. But as long as there are players that put their priorities before the team, they will never have the success they once had. Apparently, Keane-ski feels the team is at a hurdle. Despite, there are no numbers in the Loss Column, it could change in a second, and another disappointing season will conclude. Keane suggests that the team first needs to enjoy and embrace their situation. As Keane-ski well knows, you may not be with soccer forever. The pay off of focusing and working hard is outstanding. Of course, there needs to be selfishness by the opponent’s goal and in the attack. But the team needs to pass the ball around and communicate. There are times for quick counters that must take only a few passes, but the tempo of the game must be controlled by possession, which means moving the ball. Keane recognizes the team must stop always trying to dribble past opponents. Instead of always taking on players, try to give-and-go with a teammate. 2v1, 3v2, or 7v5 situations make the game, so the team must use each other for the advantage. The means are more important than the ends. Captain Keane-ski’s advice will be needed in the game against Illini Victory at 10:00pm at Six Pack Park on October 17th. The top of the table battle will surely be the game of the season. Illini Victory are a very offensive team and their players battle. Hopefully, Captain Keane-ski’s words don’t fall on deaf ears. Tudo Bem, Joga Bonita (Play Beautiful)!